A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was “This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?”The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way: “Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.Mermaids do not exist.But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish?They would have no sex life and could not bear children.Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?Without a doubt, I’d rather be a whale.At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn’t enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: “How amazing am I ?! “(The girl on the picture is French model Tara Lynn)
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A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was “This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?”

The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:

“Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.
They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.
They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.

Mermaids do not exist.

But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish?
They would have no sex life and could not bear children.
Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.
And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?

Without a doubt, I’d rather be a whale.

At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.

We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn’t enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.
We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.
Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: “How amazing am I ?! “

(The girl on the picture is French model Tara Lynn)

DEDICATED TO MY GF, ANNE-MARIE THOMPSON :D

Yeah
Special dedication
I’m sending this one out to you and you and you and you
I said to you and you and you

[Verse 1]
She cold blooded
I love how we meltin’ the ice
She like the sunshine of my life
Cuz all I see is a (hot thing)
You’re my “hot thing”
And you’re my “hot thing”
And you’re my “hot thing”
Word, you keep my dark sky lit up at night
So bright that you blinding my sight
Cuz all I see is a “hot thing”
And you’re my “hot thing”
And you’re my “hot thing”
And you’re my “hot thing”
Word, somebody like a flick
It got surprisin’ twists
I write the script
The main character - your thighs and hips
Award for best supporting role go to your eyes and lips
The way you move your body got ‘em stiff like a hieroglyph
I watched you dance across the floor to the title track
You ‘bout to get me “Off The Wall” like you Michael Jack’
I make a scribe in your beauty my sacred duty
I will write a song, write a book, write a play, make a movie

[Chorus: repeat 2X]
Good love you a sexy thing
And all I’m sayin’ is you got something I like
Love that you like it
Love that you like it
Love that you like it

[Verse 2]
Yo, I love your country ass
I love your city sass
I love how your normal ways; you catch on pretty fast
These dudes are pretty crass
Harass you when you pass
I love how you snap back and get the last laugh
I love the way your crib smell like Votivo candle incense
The white voice you use on the phone when you handle business
I love it when you freaky
I love when you a lady
Rockin’ door knockers from the late 80s, raisin’ babies
I love her; god bless you
Your body somethin’ special
I love to play connect the dots with your facial freckles
No need for fashion policin’ because I love your style
Whatever happen to Shenice, baby I love your smile?
I might be fallin’ in love, should I let her know?
A pimp told me if I love her I should let her go
I sing her praises every time they play this instrumental
Cuz she instrumental to my life

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
I love how we meltin’ the ice
You like the sunshine of my life
Cuz all I see is a (hot thing)
You’re my “hot thing”
And you’re my “hot thing”
And you’re my “hot thing”
Word, you keep my dark sky lit up at night
So bright that you blinding my sight
Cuz all I see is a “hot thing”
And you’re my “hot thing”
And you’re my “hot thing”
And you’re my “hot thing”
Word, lemme take you by the hand
You need to tell your man “Don’t fight it, damn”
Have you groupied out like excited fans
I promise you’ll be climbing walls like Spider-Man
Knees buckling you’ll hit the floor when you try to stand (up)
So you drop it like it’s hot - oh so heavy
You and me we can leave now - we can go steady
How about we be jetty cuz I’m so ready to bounce like a ‘64 Chevy

[Chorus]

LOVE YOU, BABY! xxx

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The way in which you carry yourself. Swag is made up of your overall confidence, style, and demeanor. Swag can also be expanded to be the reputation of your overall swagger. You gain swag, or “Swag up”, by performing swag worthy actions that improve this perception. A person can also “swag down,”…

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